Nah saiki wayahe nulis blog gawe Basa Jawa sing apik lan bener hehehe..............
Iki kedadian nalikane liburan Natal taun 2013 wingi kae. Aku
ngajari adhikku sing cilik sinau Basa Inggris, basane wong ‘Londo’. Adhikku
isih kelas 3 SD nanging basa Inggrise wis lumayan (uduk lumanyun). Isuk-isuk
tangi turu adhikku njaluk sinau basa Inggris. Setengah merem aku tangi lan
ngajari. Kira-kira ngene iki kedadiane.
Adhikku :
Mbak, ayo sinau basa Inggris. (njupuk bukune)
Aku
: Opo basa Inggrise ‘Kecoa’?
Adhikku : Kecoa kie opo? Coro tho?
Aku : Iyo.
Adhikku : Opo yo? Sing wingi kae neng Narnia kae…. (mikir suwi) ‘Cockroach’. Bener opo ora?
Aku : (setengah ngguyu) Bener. Yen basa Inggrise ‘Sarapan’?
Adhikku : ‘Breakfast’. Yuh, sing angel tho Mbak. Kuwi ki pelajarane kelas siji.
Aku : Ok, So tell me who are you?
Adhikku : My name is Ike, I am 8 years old now. I like studying English. And may I know your name?
Aku : (Edan, lumayan lancar kanggo bocah kelas 3 SD. Tambah semangat) My name is Olvie, I am your oldest sister, I am 20 years old now. Nice to meet you.
Adhikku : Nice to meet you too, Sister. (Ngece banget)
Aku : Have you had your breakfast, Dear?
Adhikku : Yes, I have. I like ‘hen kremes’. (Guuuubbrrrrraaaaaaakkkkk!!!!)
Aku : Huuuuuaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….. Opo kuwi ‘hen kremes’?!
Adhikku : Lha yo Ayam Kremes.
Aku : (Setengah mati ngempet ngguyu) Lha opo tanganmu sing dikremes kie?
Adhikku : Weh uduk lho Mbak. H-E-N kan ayam betina uduk H-A-N-D. (ngeyel)
Aku : (Tambah abang raiku ngempet ngakak) Ayam kie yen digoreng uduk ‘hen’ maneh jenenge. Tapi ‘Chicken’ yen wis neng ndhuwur piring kie…… wakakakakakakakakak……..
Adhikku : Ouwh iyo tho? Hahahahahahahahahaa….. (isin dhewe)
Adhikku : Kecoa kie opo? Coro tho?
Aku : Iyo.
Adhikku : Opo yo? Sing wingi kae neng Narnia kae…. (mikir suwi) ‘Cockroach’. Bener opo ora?
Aku : (setengah ngguyu) Bener. Yen basa Inggrise ‘Sarapan’?
Adhikku : ‘Breakfast’. Yuh, sing angel tho Mbak. Kuwi ki pelajarane kelas siji.
Aku : Ok, So tell me who are you?
Adhikku : My name is Ike, I am 8 years old now. I like studying English. And may I know your name?
Aku : (Edan, lumayan lancar kanggo bocah kelas 3 SD. Tambah semangat) My name is Olvie, I am your oldest sister, I am 20 years old now. Nice to meet you.
Adhikku : Nice to meet you too, Sister. (Ngece banget)
Aku : Have you had your breakfast, Dear?
Adhikku : Yes, I have. I like ‘hen kremes’. (Guuuubbrrrrraaaaaaakkkkk!!!!)
Aku : Huuuuuaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….. Opo kuwi ‘hen kremes’?!
Adhikku : Lha yo Ayam Kremes.
Aku : (Setengah mati ngempet ngguyu) Lha opo tanganmu sing dikremes kie?
Adhikku : Weh uduk lho Mbak. H-E-N kan ayam betina uduk H-A-N-D. (ngeyel)
Aku : (Tambah abang raiku ngempet ngakak) Ayam kie yen digoreng uduk ‘hen’ maneh jenenge. Tapi ‘Chicken’ yen wis neng ndhuwur piring kie…… wakakakakakakakakak……..
Adhikku : Ouwh iyo tho? Hahahahahahahahahaa….. (isin dhewe)
Isih akeh kekonyolan sing diomongne adhikku. Dheweke ora iso
mbedakne ‘Tree=Pohon’ karo ‘Three=Telu’. Aku ngajari ngomong ‘three’ kie /ᶿri:/.
Dheweke ngucapake ‘telu’
kie kadang ‘free’ kadang ‘sri’
(walah?). Sak karepmu wae Nduk….. wakakakakakakakk….
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